Project me 2.0 / Jan Gangsei.

By: Gangsei, Jan [author.]Material type: TextTextPublisher: New York : Aladdin, 2019Copyright date: ©2019Edition: First Aladdin hardcover editionDescription: 250 pages ; 22 cmContent type: text Media type: unmediated Carrier type: volumeISBN: 9781534420465; 9781534420458; 9781534420472Other title: Project me twoSubject(s): Animals, Mythical -- Juvenile fiction | Self-actualization (Psychology) -- Juvenile fictionGenre/Form: Humorous fiction. DDC classification: 813.6 Summary: Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells "Fat") wants to give his image a little boost... and maybe, just maybe, he can impress his secret crush. But when he clicks on a website that promises to provide a pathway to achieving the self-improvement he needs, things go wrong--big time. Suddenly he's sharing his bedroom with a tiny Internet guru who'd really like to be surfing the waves, not the Web. Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch-tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"--no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how he finds himself in too-small spandex suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitched boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there... But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?
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Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells "Fat") wants to give his image a little boost... and maybe, just maybe, he can impress his secret crush. But when he clicks on a website that promises to provide a pathway to achieving the self-improvement he needs, things go wrong--big time. Suddenly he's sharing his bedroom with a tiny Internet guru who'd really like to be surfing the waves, not the Web. Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch-tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"--no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how he finds himself in too-small spandex suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitched boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there... But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?

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