Top tips for life : completely useless advice for modern living / by David Harris.
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TextPublisher: London : Ebury Press, 2014Copyright date: ©2014Description: 1 volume (unpaged) : illustrations ; 19 cmContent type: text | still image Media type: unmediated Carrier type: volumeISBN: 9780091959944Subject(s): English wit and humorDDC classification: 828.9207 Summary: Life doesn't come with an instruction manual. But if it did, and if that manual was cobbled together in five minutes by a drunken idiot-genius, then it might look something like these crowd-sourced tips and ill-thought-out ideas from the twitter account TwopTwips. Covering everything from how best to turn your cat into a fearsome stegosaurus to pre-empting jellyfish stings. From the profane to the ridiculous, these laugh-at-loud nuggets of advice, with absurd and informative illustrations, will change your life in a hugely insignificant way. Tips include: BORED of a friend's text messages? Reply with 'unsubscribe' and they'll get the hint. SPICE up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing between two slices of bread. STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by walking a bit faster. PREPARE your children for office life by acting awkwardly around them in the kitchen. AVOID the hassle and expense of hair straighteners by not eating your crusts.
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Life doesn't come with an instruction manual. But if it did, and if that manual was cobbled together in five minutes by a drunken idiot-genius, then it might look something like these crowd-sourced tips and ill-thought-out ideas from the twitter account TwopTwips. Covering everything from how best to turn your cat into a fearsome stegosaurus to pre-empting jellyfish stings. From the profane to the ridiculous, these laugh-at-loud nuggets of advice, with absurd and informative illustrations, will change your life in a hugely insignificant way. Tips include: BORED of a friend's text messages? Reply with 'unsubscribe' and they'll get the hint. SPICE up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing between two slices of bread. STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by walking a bit faster. PREPARE your children for office life by acting awkwardly around them in the kitchen. AVOID the hassle and expense of hair straighteners by not eating your crusts.
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