I'm fine... and other lies / Whitney Cummings.

By: Cummings, Whitney, 1982- [author.]Material type: TextTextPublisher: New York : G.P. Putnam's Sons, [2017]Copyright date: ©2017Description: 274 pages : illustrations, portraits ; 24 cmContent type: text | still image Media type: unmediated Carrier type: volumeISBN: 9780735212602Other title: I am fine and other liesSubject(s): Cummings, Whitney, 1982- | Women comedians -- United States -- Biography | Actresses -- United States -- Biography | Women television producers and directors -- United States -- BiographyGenre/Form: Autobiographies. | Humor. DDC classification: 792.7028092
Contents:
Introduction -- The self-help chapter -- The codependence chapter -- The roast joke chapter -- The sexism chapter -- The egg freezing chapter -- The eating disorder chapter -- The boobs chapter -- The headache chapter -- The pit bull chapter -- The Middle East chapter.
Summary: Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page... I presume if you're reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you're trying to figure out if you should sue me or not. Here are all the stories and mistakes I've made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don't have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair.
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Introduction -- The self-help chapter -- The codependence chapter -- The roast joke chapter -- The sexism chapter -- The egg freezing chapter -- The eating disorder chapter -- The boobs chapter -- The headache chapter -- The pit bull chapter -- The Middle East chapter.

Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page... I presume if you're reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you're trying to figure out if you should sue me or not. Here are all the stories and mistakes I've made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don't have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair.

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