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008			130207s2013 nju 000 0 eng
020			_a9781451674040
020			_a9781451674064 (ebook)
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100	1		_aSweeney, Julia, _eauthor. _9101276
245	1	0	_aIf it's not one thing, it's your mother / _cJulia Sweeney.
246	3		_aIf it is not one thing, it is your mother.
250			_aFirst Simon & Schuster hardcover edition.
264		1	_aNew York : _bSimon & Schuster, _c2013.
264		4	_c©2013.
300			_aviii, 246 pages ; _c24 cm.
336			_atext _btxt _2rdacontent.
337			_aunmediated _bn _2rdamedia.
338			_avolume _bnc _2rdacarrier.
505	0		_aPrologue -- If it's not one thing, it's your mother -- Just tinking -- Channeling food -- China sweeney -- Strong & beautiful -- Letters from camp -- Week two: independence -- Three Chinese nannies -- Arden -- Big strollers are bad -- Three boyfriends & reflections on a high school crush -- The birds & the bees -- A fan letter -- Sphexy -- Week three: death -- The decline & fall of practically everybody -- Starter gods -- Pussy -- Baby on board -- The color of skin -- Phone bill -- Week four: dependence -- My nemesis -- A proposal at Starbucks -- An education -- Hinky dink is sinking -- Tomorrow they arrive.
520			_aSweeney, the delightful former cast member of "Saturday Night Live" and popular performer, takes readers into the depths of her family in this hilarious and unique book on parenting and motherhood.
520			_aAdopted children -- California.
520			_aMotherhood -- California.
520			_aParenting -- California.
600	1	0	_aSweeney, Julia. _9101276
650		0	_aAdopted children _zUnited States. _vBiography. _932713
650		0	_aAdoptive parents _zUnited States _vBiography. _932714
650		0	_aMothers and daughters _zUnited States _vBiography. _93094
650		0	_aActresses _zUnited States _vBiography. _93209
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