TY  - BOOK
AU  - Sweeney,Julia
TI  - If it's not one thing, it's your mother
SN  - 9781451674040
U1  - 362.734092 23
PY  - 2013///
CY  - New York
PB  - Simon & Schuster
KW  - Sweeney, Julia.
KW  - Adopted children
KW  - United States
KW  - Biography
KW  - Adoptive parents
KW  - Mothers and daughters
KW  - Actresses
N1  - Prologue -- If it's not one thing, it's your mother -- Just tinking -- Channeling food -- China sweeney -- Strong & beautiful -- Letters from camp -- Week two: independence -- Three Chinese nannies -- Arden -- Big strollers are bad -- Three boyfriends & reflections on a high school crush -- The birds & the bees -- A fan letter -- Sphexy -- Week three: death -- The decline & fall of practically everybody -- Starter gods -- Pussy -- Baby on board -- The color of skin -- Phone bill -- Week four: dependence -- My nemesis -- A proposal at Starbucks -- An education -- Hinky dink is sinking -- Tomorrow they arrive
N2  - Sweeney, the delightful former cast member of "Saturday Night Live" and popular performer, takes readers into the depths of her family in this hilarious and unique book on parenting and motherhood; Adopted children -- California; Motherhood -- California; Parenting -- California
ER  -