TY  - BOOK
AU  - Chase,Mike
TI  - How to become a federal criminal: an illustrated handbook for the aspiring offender 
SN  - 9781982112516
AV  - PN6231.C73 C43 2019
U1  - 817.6 23
PY  - 2019///
CY  - New York
PB  - Atria Books
KW  - Law
KW  - United States
KW  - Humor
KW  - Criminal behavior
KW  - lcgft
N1  - Includes bibliographical references (pages 303-310)
N2  - Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal. Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government
ER  -